Dennis Goldberg may be reached at his e-mail address:  chewee@tritel.net

PITCHES FOR AVAILABLE SHORT SCREENPLAYS

THE AD MARKET  [2 pages] - Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  These are five short, comedy spoof advertisements for approximately 30 second laughs; deodorant, smoke remover, pick-me-up, best bank, crime stoppers, PLUS Lousy Driver and  BARNEY'S WISH which contain voice overs and/or dialogue.

 

THE BALLERINA  [5 pages] - Silent Musical Drama

 

LOG LINE:  In this musical fantasy, a devastated ballerina's dream for significance is depicted in a dance sequence reflecting her emotions.  There is an entirely silent version and one with (VO).  Length of piece depends on choice of music and the choreographer.

 

THE BRACELET  [3 pages] - A short terror film

 

LOG LINE:  A reluctant man is urged to commit murder and after the deed feels relieved at a job well done.

 

A BIT OF WESTERN PHILOSOPHY  [8 Pages] - A short dramatic film

 

An old cowboy considers the meaning of life.

  

BANJO JAZZ MUSICIAN  [11 pages] - Dramatic fantasy

 

LOG LINE:  An unknown jazz banjo player gets her just reward.  A 'Twilight Zone' style piece.

 

CAFETERIA  [2 pages] - Silent Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  An in a hurry yuppie is humiliated in a cafeteria line.

 

THE COLLECTOR  [25 pages] - Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  Dracula's descendant attempts to seduce a Russian exchange student while her host family educates and protects her.

 

CLASS REUNION  [5 pages] - Silent Terror

 

LOG LINE:  Ten years after graduation, a young man meets his past with dire consequences.

 

CHRISTMAS CONFESSIONS  [8 pages] - Drama

 

LOG LINE:  Christmas dinner is not always pleasant.

  

DEJECTED HUSTLER  [3 pages] - Silent Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  A young man attempts to find a female companion at the bar and fails once more while another man is successful, again.

 

THE DONKEY INTERVIEW  [3 pages] - Animation

 

LOG LINE:   A donkey is interviewed about his great ancestor upon whom Jesus road.

 

FACE IN THE WATER  [13 pages] - Dramedy

 

LOG LINE:  This light drama with comedic elements shows a child's fear of drowning nearly becoming a reality.

  

GRANDPA'S FARM  [6 pages] - Silent Zany Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  An inept city woman visits her grandfather's farm with comedic consequences.

 

THE HAUNTED ARENA  [23 pages] - Horror/Fantasy

 

LOG LINE:     A wrestling wise lad, encounters the ghost of Battling Bart and must prove himself in the arena against Satanic creatures.

 

HEAVEN SENT  [18 pages] - Uplifting drama

 

LOG LINE:  A female college professor and a drag racer fall in love, die and...

 

IN THE NICK OF TIME  [12 pages] - Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  This short quiz show spoof contains bizarre characters, outlandish questions and answers, zany comedy and a final punch line.  It is written for child performers but is equally funny with adults.

 

LEMONADE  [3 pages] - Animation comedy

 

LOG LINE:  A hungry man receives an orgasmic gastronomic delight.

 

LONG LIVE THE CAT  [3 pages] - Silent Musical Drama

 

LOG LINE:  This is a short, musical film about death, sorrow and rejuvenation of a Dixieland trumpet player.

 

OH BANANAS!  [9 pages] - Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  An Italian immigrant boy learns the moral of 'If at first you don't succeed'. 

 

OH, I DO HATE MY BROTHER!  [7 pages] - Terror

 

LOG LINE:  A younger brother attempts to kill his very hated, older brother with dire consequences.

 

ONE MORE F--K FOR THE ROAD  [3 pages] - sexually explicit violence with weird ending.

 

LOG LINE:  Two brothers and their latest female have terrific sex until it gets out of hand.

  

OOCHIE:  [3 pages] - Comedy - Live action or ANIMATION

 

LOG LINE:  An unexpected visitor brings a young man a new love life adventure.

 

HIS PERFECT PICK UP LINE:  [3 pages]  - Success every time.

 

LOG LINE:  The guaranteed method to always pick up any woman, any time, any where.

  

ROMERO AND JULIE  [6 pages] - Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  This modern teenage marriage proposal spoofs Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene.

 

RURAL BREAKFAST  [3 pages] - Silent Comedy/fantasy -Animation

 

LOG LINE:  A farmer meets his match when gathering fresh food for breakfast.

 

SECOND CHANCE [7 pages] - A mother/daughter future love story

 

LOG LINE:  A mother gets a second chance after her daughter's near death.

 

SEEDS-R-US  [3 pages] - Comedy

 

LOG LINE:  Even in the future, divorce is a nasty affair for women.

 

STREET PEOPLE  [5 pages] - Silent Drama

 

LOG LINE:  Not everything is what it appears in this nearly typical day in the life of two homeless persons.

 

TRASHED  [3 pages] - Light comedic spoof

 

LOG LINE:  An arrogant yuppie pays the ultimate fine for littering.

 

THE WHINER AND THE WINNER  [8 pages] - Light dramatic spoof

 

LOG LINE:  Two men meet six years after graduation.  You decide who is really the successful one.

 

THE WITCH'S WISH  [25 pages] - Fantasy

 

LOG LINE:  A teenage witch craving her first seduction from an intellectual, religious teenage lad, gets much more from Satan than she desired.

 

WHEELCHAIR BOUND  [4 pages] - Light drama

 

LOG LINE:  A child shows her grandfather how to no longer feel sorry for himself.

 

Thank you for considering my work,

 

Dennis Goldberg

24815 So. Normandie

Harbor City, California  90710

307-754-5017

chewee@tritel.net

www.dennisgoldberg.com

Can be found on Internet Movie Data Base at http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2661923/

 



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